Tuesday, April 10, 2007

HEAR YE, HEAR YE!

This is an announcement for EVERYONE coming for my birthday party.

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LOCATION: Rosewood Drive (Woodlands Ave 1), Rosewood (it's a condo), multi-purpose hall.

DATE AND TIME: 15th April, Sunday, 6.30pm - 10pm.

THEME: Framed Criminals! (you are welcome to interpret the theme however you want)

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For those driving, please inform me beforehand by leaving a comment at the end of this entry as i might have to give your names to the guardhouse.

For those taking public transport, there's a few ways to go about it.

1) Take an MRT to Woodlands MRT station, then walk. It takes about 10 mins for normal paced walkers.

  • Go thru Causeway Point.
  • Cross the road.
  • Go thru the Civics Centre.
  • Cross the overhead bridge.
  • Cut diagonally right thru the HDB blocks till you see a badminton court and a basket ball court.
  • From the basketball court, you'll be able to see the main road if you walk further up.
  • Cross the road and that's my condo!
  • You can either sneak in the side gate when someone opens it, or you can walk around to the main gate on the right near the petrol station.



2) If you're lazy, you can take bus 912 from Berth 12 from the interchange. The bus stops directly outside the condo's side gate. Make sure to take it from Berth 12 as there are two 912 services plying different routes.



3) There are 2 buses that you can take to Woodlands interchange, but you can alight 2 stops before, and walk a short distance to my house from there. It's the first stop after the buses exit SLE, after Innova JC.

  • 168, which starts at Bedok interchange and goes through Tampines.
  • 161, which comes from Hougang.


Food and drinks will be provided, but come early in case the good stuff (and it's limited!) gets finished. There'll be alcohol too in case you're wondering.

Cake cutting will be ard 9pm!

Come with the mindset to HAVE FUN, MAKE NOISE, AND TAKE A TON OF PHOTOS! But not too much noise in case the neighbours complain.

You can bring a prop if you want. It'll make the photo taking so much funner!

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*click for the un-edited version*

RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS?

This year ain't the year of the pig...

It's the year of the birthday parties!!!



Especially for the 1986 batch, because EVERYONE'S TURNING 21!

Like duh.

At first, i didn't want to have a celebration for myself. I intended to just let my birthday slip by like the previous years, with only some friends asking me out.

But after being invited to so many parties, i gian already la!

With great parties come great responsibility.

I'm frazzled enough as it is, but i still have to manage the guestlist, cater food, order cake, buy extra sides.

All of which i've not done.

I've done one thing thou.

I've created an improbable wishlist for fear of people buying me stuffed toys. Although some of the items there are like impossibles, a boy can dream.

Ok, without further ado, it's 不要脸 (thick skinned) time.








I doubt the Abercrombie polos can be found in Singapore (i don't want cheong ones!), you can try buying them online thou! Oh, i'll accept Ralph Lauren polos too! NO GIORDANO OR NO FOOD FOR YOU!

If you wanna get Topman tees or shirts, i wear M hor. I know i'm fat, dun need to make me look fatter by buying me baggy clothes. And try to abstain from white/light colours cos it's fattening!

What's most important is to surprise me! But after this entry, i think it's hard for me to get surprised.

Aiyah, if i think of anything else i'll edit this entry and repost it! Kinda braindead from all that photoshopping.

If you're not sure how to get any items from the list, ask me ask me!

Now everyone chant with me,

NO STUFFED TOYS, NO ORNAMENTS, NO CRAPPY CLOTHES!
NO STUFFED TOYS, NO ORNAMENTS, NO CRAPPY CLOTHES!
NO STUFFED TOYS, NO ORNAMENTS, NO CRAPPY CLOTHES!
NO STUFFED TOYS, NO ORNAMENTS, NO CRAPPY CLOTHES!
NO STUFFED TOYS, NO ORNAMENTS, NO CRAPPY CLOTHES!
NO STUFFED TOYS, NO ORNAMENTS, NO CRAPPY CLOTHES!
NO STUFFED TOYS, NO ORNAMENTS, NO CRAPPY CLOTHES!
NO STUFFED TOYS, NO ORNAMENTS, NO CRAPPY CLOTHES!
NO STUFFED TOYS, NO ORNAMENTS, NO CRAPPY CLOTHES!

If anyone gets me crappy stuff i'll throw a tantrum and sit on the floor!



Not like i haven't done it before.



But nothing beats my brother.

Remember people, there's a fine line to being poor and being cheap. Careful which side you tread on.

HAHA!

Oh man i'm coming off as such an ass. I'm really very nice in real life one...

p/s, i've tagged this entry with 'friendship' because you guys are such great friends! i wuv chew!

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